> Please Note: Scandal! Spoonful withdrawn!
The micro story Spoonful was inadvertently published over the Fourth of July weekend by the WordPress site torn words / torncorners before the story could be completed. Tacklebarn Press (a subsidiary of Piedmont Publishers) had received only 2200 words of the story's text before a rogue artificial intelligence browser, entity, or corporation seized and routed the segment to an online printer.
Authorities at the Library of Congress have been notified, unfortunately, the entire staff has opted for the D.O.G.E. fastpass retirement option, or else have agreed to temporarily positions proofreading and civilizing I.C.E. reports, making them palpable if not legal.
Tackbarn Press and Piedmont Publishing apologize for the inconvenience to torn word / torncorners readers and promise to release the completed version of Spoonful just as soon as we can introduce it back into our publishing cycle.
Before that, however, we realize it is important to first thoroughly inspect and review our online security, VPN, Ransomware, Malware, Antivirus, as well as block all forms of intrusive AI, etc. Our software engineers are working diligently at this, and to aid them we have hired six additional specialists from what were the FBI and the Department of Economics.
Thank you all again for your patience and patronage, and don't forget Piedmant and Tacklebarn are always here for your online and hardcopy creations.
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